Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign
They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit
“In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face” -that greek dude who lived in a barrel
You would think that the biggest risk of trying out something new is that you won’t like it, but it’s when it’s so good it raises your standards where the real problems start
“out of provolone? How am I supposed to eat a sandwich without provolone?” - girl who put provolone on her sandwich for the first time this week
